Squirt Condiment Bottle - Joke
Imagine your victim's surprise when you pretend to squirt them with ketchup or mustard, yet the only thing that comes out of the bottle is a piece of red (or yellow) string. What a surprise!
(ketchup, catsup, cat soup?)
In the world of magic, the secret is told when the trick is sold. Accordingly, Magic Inc. has a strict no-refund policy. Thus, once you receive an item, you have access to the secrets included, and that is not something that we can get back from you. For this reason, we do not issue refunds and we do not exchange product that is in working order. However, if the merchandise should be defective, we will gladly replace it with a non-defective version of the same trick. No exceptions.
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